Thinks Minecraft is un-ironically the best video game ever created
Values creativity on and off the clock

Knows how to read
This is good because there are many tasks that require reading, and I will be able to do them

Has been to therapy
Won’t be problematic in the work place
(Bit of an overshare, I know)
(Honesty is a great trait in an employee)

Wanted to become a professional snowboarder but went to college instead
Values safety
Learned that broken bones are bad
Even more smart now

Gamer
(Another overshare)
Shows that I’m not afraid of who I am
(Brave) (Nerd) (Inherently smart)

Side hustles as a comedian
#1 priority will be work because unfortunately my friends are not paying me for this

Banned on Snapchat
Won’t get distracted by Snapchat in the workplace
Will fit in with the older generations in the workplace
(We will bond over not having Snapchat)

Part of the LGBTQ+ cult
Diversity hire?

Bartended way through portfolio school
Listen, if this portfolio doesn’t get me hired, I’ve got the most mouth watering, jaw-dropping, earth shattering, record breaking, scrumdiddilyumptious margarita cookin’ up for you whenever you’re ready

Is really good at begging…