About Me!

Hi! I’m Bella! Some people call me Bebo! Others call me “surprisingly good” at my job. I’m not sure if I’ve taken anything seriously a day in my life as my favorite pastime is totally cracking up, but before you get scared, just think to yourself “Would I rather hire a nun to come up with cool campaigns” or “Would I rather hire Bebo”, and actually don’t think too hard about that because I think hiring a nun would probably be pretty sweet.

However, realistically, I think I can photoshop better than a nun.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BELLA IS THE MOST EMPLOYABLE ART DIRECTOR IN THE U.S.A !

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BELLA IS THE MOST EMPLOYABLE ART DIRECTOR IN THE U.S.A !

Thinks Minecraft is un-ironically the best video game ever created
Values creativity on and off the clock

Knows how to read & enjoys it
This is good because there are many tasks that require reading, and I will be able to do them

Has been to therapy
Won’t be problematic in the work place
(Bit of an overshare, I know)
(Honesty is a great trait in an employee)

Almost became a professional snowboarder but went to college instead
Values safety
Learned that broken bones are bad
Even more smart now

Gamer
Nerd hobby = smart

Side hustles as a comedian
Friends aren’t paying me for this unfortunately, so #1 priority will be work

Rescued my cat child from the animal shelter
Selfless

Part of the LGBTQ+ cult
Diversity hire?

Extremely high weekly screentime average
Can explain things like “67”, “chopped”, “Tung Tung Tung Sahur”, etc.

Is REALLY good at begging…

PLEASE HIRE ME! PLEASE HIRE ME! PLEAS-