ABOUT ME!
HI! I AM BELLA! SOME PEOPLE CALL ME BEBO! YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT! I DON’T THINK I’VE TAKEN ANYTHING SERIOUSLY A DAY IN MY LIFE, AND BEFORE YOU GET SCARED JUST THINK TO YOURSELF “WOULD I RATHER HIRE A NUN TO COME UP WITH COOL CAMPAIGNS” OR “WOULD I RATHER HIRE BEBO”, AND ACTUALLY DON’T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I THINK HIRING A NUN WOULD PROBABLY BE PRETTY SWEET, BUT REALISTICALLY I THINK I CAN PHOTOSHOP BETTER THAN A NUN.
ANYWAYS HERE’S SOME OTHER REASONS WHY I’M A BETTER HIRE THAN A NUN.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY BELLA IS THE MOST EMPLOYABLE ART DIRECTOR IN THE U.S.A !
TOP TEN REASONS WHY BELLA IS THE MOST EMPLOYABLE ART DIRECTOR IN THE U.S.A !
Thinks Minecraft is un-ironically the best video game ever created
Values creativity on and off the clock
Knows how to read & enjoys it
This is good because there are many tasks that require reading, and I will be able to do them
Has been to therapy
Won’t be problematic in the work place
(Bit of an overshare, I know)
(Honesty is a great trait in an employee)
Almost became a professional snowboarder but went to college instead
Values safety
Learned that broken bones are bad
Even more smart now
Gamer
Nerd hobby = smart
Side hustles as a comedian
Friends aren’t paying me for this unfortunately, so #1 priority will be work
Rescued my cat child from the animal shelter
Selfless
Part of the LGBTQ+ cult
Diversity hire?
Extremely high weekly screentime average
Can explain things like “67”, “chopped”, “Tung Tung Tung Sahur”, etc.
Is REALLY good at begging…